Damned if God Exists Atheist Blog » satanism fail http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog Sun, 25 Sep 2011 17:08:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 The satanist star you cut into your arm? Epic Satanism FAIL! http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/04/17/the-satanist-star-you-cut-into-your-arm-epic-satanism-fail/ http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/04/17/the-satanist-star-you-cut-into-your-arm-epic-satanism-fail/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:00:52 +0000 dog http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/?p=96 That's no pentagram you bleeding idiot! That's a six-pointed Star of David. Epic Satanic FAIL, douchebag! You tried to carve the mark of the beast and instead you ended up with a scar that proves what a total fool you are. Now go get yourself a bris!
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Epic Satanism FAIL! That's a Jewish Star of David you dumbass.

Satanism FAIL! That's a Jewish Star of David you dumbass.

“Look at me and cower in fear! Look at this Satanic symbol I carved into my own flesh with a sharp knife to honor the Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub himself. Don’t you think I’m cool with this awesome pentagram scar you little emo bitches? Dontcha?”

Wait… WHAT? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… er… 6.

That’s no pentagram you bleeding idiot! That’s a six-pointed Star of David. Epic Satanic FAIL, douchebag! You tried to carve the mark of the beast and instead you ended up with a scar that proves what a total fool you are.

Now go get yourself a bris!

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