It seems like Douglas Adams was wrong after all about the world ending on a Thursday. Wrong by one day if there is any truth in the words of the scaremongers blabbing about the dangers of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), due to be fired up this coming Wednesday 10^th September.

I Survived the Large Hadron Collider Experiment T-Shirt

The Large Hadron Collider will be used to speed up two proton beams to practically the speed of light, travelling in opposite directions. As these protons are then made to smash into each other, scientists are hoping to recreate conditions very similar to those just the tiniest fraction of a second after the Big Bang. This has lead to speculation and unfounded scaremongering that a resulting rogue black hole or some other phenomenon will be created that will swallow up the Earth and the surrounding solar system.

But even if this baloney were true, nothing so spectacular will happen this Wednesday because it will take a while for the Large Hadron Collider to get the protons going fast enough for scientists to have the smashing time they have been preparing for for the last 20 years.

So, will you survive the Large Hadron Collider experiment?

Well, that depends… you could be unlucky enough to get hit by a car or choke on a chicken bone before it’s all over. But in the meantime, make sure you get hold of your ‘I Survived the Large Hadron Collider Experiment’ t-shirt from our shop at MadSciStuff.com so that just in case you make it, you’ll be all set and ready to have some fun at the expense of the doomsayers who would like to stop Science progress in its tracks.

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