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		<title>WARNING: God&#8217;s judgment is coming!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/05/08/warning-gods-judgment-is-coming/' addthis:title='WARNING: God&#8217;s judgment is coming!'  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>This guy is sacrificing his weekends to get this WARNING out, so the least you can do is listen up! God's judgment is coming! Now you know.

I'd really like to have a video of this guy. Shoudl be funny as hell!

As you can see, the warning is quite clear. Pay attention you sex addicts, baby killers, sports nuts, racists, atheists, rebellious women, lewd women, f se religions, money lovers, liar, drunkards, two faced people, child molesting homosexuals, thieves, witches, pencil necked weak kneed, gutless men, pot smoking little devils, and Mormons.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/05/08/warning-gods-judgment-is-coming/' addthis:title='WARNING: God&#8217;s judgment is coming!' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/05/08/warning-gods-judgment-is-coming/' addthis:title='WARNING: God&#8217;s judgment is coming!'  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div><p>Looks like this guy is sacrificing his weekends to get this WARNING out, so the least you can do is listen up! God&#8217;s judgment is coming! Now you know.</p>
<p><em>(More comments below the image.)</em></p>
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<p>As you can see, the warning is quite clear. Pay attention you:</p>
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<li><strong>sex addicts</strong> <em>(Both practising and non-practising ones. God hates you all.)</em></li>
<li><strong>baby killers</strong> <em>(And sperm wasters too, says God.)</em></li>
<li><strong>sports nuts</strong> <em>(Whether you live healthy lives working out all the time or just chuck beers in front of NBA, NFL or Super Bowl.)</em></li>
<li><strong>racists</strong><em><strong> </strong>(Not bigots, mind you. God seems to love those!)</em></li>
<li><strong>atheists<em> </em></strong><em>(Yikes!)</em></li>
<li><strong>rebellious women</strong> <em>(Rebellious men are exempted.)</em></li>
<li><strong>lewd women</strong><em> (Phew! I thought he was going to say lewd men for a minute.)</em></li>
<li><strong>f se religions</strong> <em>(Looks like God asked him to write &#8216;false religions&#8217; but some doubting Christian took offence and tried to deface it.)</em></li>
<li><strong>money lovers </strong><em>(Ooops! Told you God was a commie.)</em></li>
<li><strong>liar </strong><em>(Which one? The one with the sign. DUH!)</em></li>
<li><strong>drunkards </strong><em>(So your wife left you, you lost all your money gambling, and you had to drown your sorrows? Not God&#8217;s problem.)</em></li>
<li><strong>two faced people </strong><em>(No! Not <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox" target="_blank">Zaphod Beeblebrox</a> as well!)</em></li>
<li><strong>child molesting homosexuals</strong> <em>(At least normal homosexuals will be spared.)</em></li>
<li><strong>thieves </strong><em>(That includes YOU who are reading this at work and thus robbing your employer.)</em></li>
<li><strong>witches </strong><em>(Wizards, warlocks and all male practitioners of the occult, you can breathe a sigh of relief.)</em></li>
<li><strong>pencil necked, weak kneed, gutless men</strong> <em>(Yes, you who don&#8217;t reign in your rebellious and lewd women!)</em></li>
<li><strong>pot smoking little devils<em> </em></strong><em>(Only big devils and angels are allowed to smoke pot.)</em></li>
<li><strong>AND MORMONS</strong> <em>(Sorry guys! You really had it coming.)</em></li>
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<p>God&#8217;s judgment is coming, and you&#8217;re going to be the first in line. Repent now, or prepare for an eternity of hellfire and gnashing of teeth.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d really love to have a video of this kid preaching out there. Should be funny as hell!</p>
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