Damned if God Exists Atheist Blog » Jesus http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog Sun, 25 Sep 2011 17:08:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Oh my God! Jesus is back! http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2011/09/16/jesus-is-back-chuck-testa-oh-my-god/ http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2011/09/16/jesus-is-back-chuck-testa-oh-my-god/#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 10:51:18 +0000 dog http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/?p=474 Is that Jesus? NOPE! Just Chuck Testa! Note: Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets, but if you have any dead messiahs you want to preserve in the most lifelike way possible, just send them his way.
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Is that Jesus? NOPE! Chuck Testa!

Is that Jesus? NOPE! Chuck Testa!

Hey look… is that Jesus? NOPE! Just Chuck Testa of the Ojai Valley Taxidermy, California! Damn good job he’s done on this one, aye?

On the off chance that you haven’t seen the Chuck Testa meme yet and are not sure what that is all about, go ahead and watch the original Chuck Testa taxidermy commercial below. Note: Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets, but if you have any dead messiahs you want to preserve in the most lifelike way possible, just send them his way.


]]> http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2011/09/16/jesus-is-back-chuck-testa-oh-my-god/feed/ 0 Jesus opens the darkness and shines his love at me http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/07/24/jesus-opens-the-darkness-and-shines-his-love-at-me/ http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/07/24/jesus-opens-the-darkness-and-shines-his-love-at-me/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:45:48 +0000 dog http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/07/24/jesus-opens-the-darkness-and-shines-his-love-at-me/ Jesus opens the darkness and shines his love at little Kevin, aged 9 1/2 . . . Yeah right! We know what you’re up to, you naughty Jesus, and we’re gonna tell your Daddy!
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Jesus opens the darkness and shines his love at me, by Kevin, aged 9 1/2

Jesus opens the darkness and shines his love at little Kevin, aged 9 1/2 . . .

Yeah right! We know what you’re up to, you naughty Jesus, and we’re gonna tell your Daddy!

]]> http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/07/24/jesus-opens-the-darkness-and-shines-his-love-at-me/feed/ 3 Jesus and the Short-Term Memory Loss http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/05/14/jesus-and-the-short-term-memory-loss/ http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2009/05/14/jesus-and-the-short-term-memory-loss/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 12:05:15 +0000 dog http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/?p=297 I have always wondered how can anyone read the Bible and not get a headache from all the errors and contradictions, let alone still believe in Christianity (or Judaism for that matter). Take a look at the story of Jesus and the Short-Term Memory Loss, for example. You'll find it in the Gospel according to John, but I've put together a quick comic to save you the trouble.
]]> I have always wondered how can anyone read the Bible and not get a headache from all the errors and contradictions, let alone still believe in Christianity (or Judaism for that matter).

And it’s not just about different books in the Bible contradicting each other. Take a look at the story of Jesus and the Short-Term Memory Loss, for example. You’ll find it in the Gospel according to John, but I’ve put together a quick comic to save you the trouble.

(Read about how I found out about this story below)

Jesus and the Short-Term Memory Loss comic

Jesus and the Short-Term Memory Loss comic

Stocked up with a little packet of pain-killer tablets, I’ve just started reading biblical scholar Bart D. Ehrman’s latest book called Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don’t Know About Them).

As you may know, Bart D. Ehrman was a passionate and committed Evangelical Christian who began to lose his faith while studying the original Greek and Hebrew Bible texts at Princeton Teological Seminary.

Anyway, I’m still only on the first chapter, and thoroughly enjoying it. No sign of any headaches yet! I guess that Prof. Ehrman’s easy writing style and the sheer funniness of it all has mitigated the expected negative effects.

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