FSM license plates in Florida

If you’re in Florida in the near future, you could very well be seeing Jesus license plates and license plates depicting a cross on cars as they whizz by.

These religious plates are currently up for consideration before the Florida Senate, and it will be no surprise if they do go through in the end. Mind you, the Christian lobby still has some hurdles to overcome, such as the lawsuit that is being threatened by Americans United if the Jesus license plates are approved.

Now, I wonder what will happen if the separation of church and state is brushed aside and the cross and Jesus license plates are indeed accepted. Will we have Flying Spaghetti Monster license plates too?

Actually, that might not be such a bad idea after all. Look at the sample FSM license plate I cooked up in a couple of minutes. Not bad eh? And I’m sure that a professional designer can do much better than I did at depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster in all his noodly glory.

If you want your crucified blue-gray zombie Jesus license plates, be my guest.  We atheists will claim our right to have the Flying Spaghetti Monster watching over our license plates and catching you with his noodly appendages as you try to tailgate our works of art.

Oh, and did I say I’m booking FSM RMN already?