You know the ‘don’t press this button’ websites that keep on daring you to press one big red button after another, teasing and insulting you all the while?

That is NOT what this is about. The red button below is abolutely no joke.

Once you press it, there’s no turning back! You have been warned.

Actually, if you’re an atheist, you have nothing to fear from the big red button. Just go ahead and click away.

I guarantee it’s totally harmless. You won’t get rickrolled. You won’t be made to see anything you don’t want to see. Your computer won’t download any malware or catch some nasty virus. Nothing of that at all.

But if you believe in any sort of god or religion, BEWARE! I am warning you:
DON’T UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EVEN THINK OF PRESSING THAT BUTTON!

I admit it’s awfully tempting, but, as a believer, you should know better than to give in to temptation, right? Just read another post, do something else and try to forget about that big red button. You absolutely don’t want to click it! Seriously. Just trust me on this.