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		<title>Holy shit! What&#8217;s that? &#8211; New cosmic &#8216;hand of God&#8217; image from NASA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This new image, published today by NASA's Chandra X-Ray Observatory now shows two 'hands of God'.  OK, so they are not actually hands of God, but what the hell are they doing?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_92" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/handsofogd.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-92" title="WTF is it doing?" src="http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/handsofogd.jpg" alt="WTF is it doing?" width="300" height="185" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">WTF is it doing?</p></div>
<p>Did you see that? I mean WTF?</p>
<p>This new image, published today by NASA&#8217;s Chandra X-Ray Observatory now shows two &#8216;hands of God&#8217;.  OK, so they are not actually hands of God, but what the hell are they doing?</p>
<p>Pulsar PSR B1509-58 has spawned a twin and together they seem to be up to something, and I&#8217;m not sure it looks good.</p>
<p>I know NASA said that the whole pulsar &#8216;hand of God&#8217; phenomenon is some 17,000 light years away, so I shouldn&#8217;t be too worried. But what if they&#8217;re wrong?</p>
<p>Is this some cosmic vortex opening up to swallow the universe? Could it be a giant wormhole about to unleash a gargantuan fleet of mega destroyers upon us? Or is the universe just giving us some kind of cosmic sign. If so, what is it trying to say?</p>
<p>If you have any idea, let me know.</p>
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		<title>Help! NASA found the cosmic hand of God and it&#8217;s going to smite us.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh shit! I think I'm in trouble. NASA has found the cosmic hand of God. I know they're saying it is just a pulsar dubbed PSR B1509-58, but I'm not taking any chances. I mean would you? At least it's not sticking out its middle finger at me... I guess.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh shit! I think I&#8217;m in trouble. NASA&#8217;s Chandra X-Ray Observatory has spotted the cosmic <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/04/14/space.hand/index.html" target="_blank">hand of God</a>.</p>
<p>I know they&#8217;re saying it is just some x-rays coming out of a nebula surrounding a pulsar dubbed PSR B1509-58. And I know the folks at Chandra say they have added the blue colour themselves to make the x-rays show up. But I&#8217;m not taking any chances. I mean would you? Look at that hand, it&#8217;s so real. It has to be God&#8217;s. At least he&#8217;s not sticking out his cosmic middle finger at me&#8230; I guess.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to believe whatever I have to. I&#8217;m going to ask for forgiveness. I&#8217;m going to do what it takes to make sure that those cosmic x-ray fingers don&#8217;t reach down and twist my head off.</p>
<div id="attachment_70" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 430px"><img class="size-full wp-image-70" title="Hand of God or just PSR B1509-58?" src="http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/b1509-58.jpg" alt="Hand of God or just PSR B1509-58? Depends on who you ask." width="420" height="420" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Hand of God or just PSR B1509-58? Depends on who you ask.</p></div>
<p>NOT!</p>
<p>As NASA said in a release, &#8220;The pulsar is a rapidly spinning neutron star which is spewing energy out into the space around it to create complex and intriguing structures, including one that resembles a large cosmic hand.&#8221;</p>
<p>And yet, there will always be people who will ignore the magnificent beauty of such a phenomenon like PSR B1509-58 and see in it what they want to and nothing else.</p>
<p>But hey, what could you expect from someone who calls herself <a href="http://godsmiraclegirl333.blogspot.com/2009/04/hand-of-god.html">godsmiraclegirl333</a>? She says:</p>
<blockquote><p>Although it can be explained scientifically, I don&#8217;t live in a scientific world. I live in spirit and in truth just as it is written. GOD created man. Man created science. So obviously who created science? If you disagree, then that&#8217;s fine. hehehe!</p></blockquote>
<p>I can joke about 6000-year old earths and buried dinosaur fossils, but comments like that just make me cringe.</p>
<p>And she&#8217;s not alone, of course. It took me all of two minutes to dig up some more <a href="http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message765708/pg1" target="_blank">crap</a> with people quoting stuff like:</p>
<blockquote><p>Isaiah 48:13</p>
<p>&#8220;Surely My hand founded the earth,<br />
And My right hand spread out the heavens&#8230;&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>and</p>
<blockquote><p>1 Peter 5:6</p>
<p>Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time…</p>
<p>Seeing this, and imagining that His hand is really there, I am humbled just thinking of how mighty He is</p></blockquote>
<p>and in response to criticism, answering:</p>
<blockquote><p>well, the alternative is:</p>
<p>ATHEISM</p>
<p>The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.</p>
<p>Makes perfect sense.</p></blockquote>
<p>I wish that pulsar could change into a real cosmic hand, pick up purveyors of such blatant ignorance off the face of the Earth and fling them into a black hole or something.</p>
<p>I think maybe I&#8217;ll just keep my fingers crossed. After all, in a quantum universe, anything is possible, right?</p>
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