Prepare to believe in a Photoshopped world
Welcome to the Creation Museum.
- Live the history of Creation – seven wonderful days, magically compressed into a couple of hours.
- Visit the Garden of Eden, where children play in the shadow of benevolent dinosaurs and evil serpents talk down from forbidden trees.
- Learn how Noah heroically managed to fit millions of animal species into a tiny boat.
- Discover how unscrupulous Victorian archaeologists buried billions of fake fossils all over the planet in history’s biggest hoax.
Come along and enjoy a terrific day out for all the family. Just check in your brains at the door and prepare to believe in a fantastic Photoshopped world.
Tags: Crazy Christians, Creation Museum, Dinosaurs




So atheist, you call Christians crazy? Your the one on a site ranting about shit that only atheists give a damn about. This site is probably your life in which you think about every waking moment of your pathetic blind life.
This site just PROVES how HATEFUL you atheists are.
I belive in Evolution you idiot, so dont go around saying all Christians believe in Adam and Eve when infact many Christians dont.
Have you even met a Christian?
No you haven’t, you probably met one who beat and raped you, but that’s not my problem dickhead.
Now go get fucked by your grandad…it’s only what you atheists are good at!
Also while your getting fucked to pay for the bills of living in your mum and dads basement, search, Gandalf The Black Wizard on Urban Dictionary and see what comes up….
P.S You do know that science proved the universe never always exsisted and that it was created right?
No? Well that’s because you probably only use this site and that…Ahem..gay porn site.
Well goodbye you ignorant atheist, You may say something about this message if you wish, I dont care, I wont see or read it, I have a bigger site than you that is more known than your shit site, it even reaches to Youtube.
And it doesn’t just deal with ignorant stupid atheists like you, it deals with all sorts of things, it’s not sad like this site. I will mention your shit site on my site and it will just give more evidence of how hateful and ignorant you atheists are. Also dont think I will give your URL, You think Im going to get people to come to this site that even a lot of atheists dont use.
Atheists are stupid hateful people like their dead leader.
Farewell.
Bravo! Bravo to the last commentor! Finally a decent proof of what’s wrong with religion. Such eloquent language! Such descriptive suggestions! Marvelous! Who says religious nutters have no imagination? They may be bitter, twisted and neurotic but at least they’re passionate in their insanity, eh?
We Atheists had a leader? Who was he? and when did he die? And a website that reaches youtube!! wow that must be something with the bells and the whistles and dancing jeebus gifs.
Dear oh dear.
What is it with the hate filled christians? I see the first commenter is quite happy that a bunch pf religionists are abusing children by teaching them that Jesus rode a dinosaur, but a website pointing out how friggin’ ridiculous that is is HATEFUL. lol
I suspect the July 8th reply regarding “our leader” was a reference towards Madalyn Murray O’Hair, founder of (the original) American Atheists.
Mindless hate mongering, an endless problem with these random posts. For the sake of factual conversation this individual would be reality challenged with, or without, any religious belief. Considering the statistical distribution of mental illness as a known average through time, and the ready availability and low cost of internet access, we can expect more of the same with increasing frequency.
Wooooahh… Calm down, deary, it’s only a blog post…
You do realise it’s “christians” like you that made me ashamed to admit i was a christian? I mean, there was a major part of the New Testament mentioned “loving your enemy”, not telling them to fuck their grandparents?
And anyway, this page? Not mocking christianity in general. Just the creation museum. Which, incidentally, is a rather hilarious idea.
Oh, yeah, finally? What is this website you mention that gets on youtube? Please don’t claim about it, then don’t give us a link. And this site is now on SU. So, plenty of traffic coming in. (Y)
Yeah, I threw a temper tantrum too when someone told me that Santa Claus wasn’t real. I was still a child however.
I have to say, I’m a Christian, but I find the views others have of the Church to often be right on. The God Delusion and God is Not Great were two of the best reads I had in 2009. I didn’t agree with their conclusions, nor do I yours, but still, there are a lot of good points made. Thanks for sharing your perspective.