WARNING: God’s judgment is coming!
Looks like this guy is sacrificing his weekends to get this WARNING out, so the least you can do is listen up! God’s judgment is coming! Now you know.
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WARNING: God's judgment is coming!
As you can see, the warning is quite clear. Pay attention you:
- sex addicts (Both practising and non-practising ones. God hates you all.)
- baby killers (And sperm wasters too, says God.)
- sports nuts (Whether you live healthy lives working out all the time or just chuck beers in front of NBA, NFL or Super Bowl.)
- racists (Not bigots, mind you. God seems to love those!)
- atheists (Yikes!)
- rebellious women (Rebellious men are exempted.)
- lewd women (Phew! I thought he was going to say lewd men for a minute.)
- f se religions (Looks like God asked him to write ‘false religions’ but some doubting Christian took offence and tried to deface it.)
- money lovers (Ooops! Told you God was a commie.)
- liar (Which one? The one with the sign. DUH!)
- drunkards (So your wife left you, you lost all your money gambling, and you had to drown your sorrows? Not God’s problem.)
- two faced people (No! Not Zaphod Beeblebrox as well!)
- child molesting homosexuals (At least normal homosexuals will be spared.)
- thieves (That includes YOU who are reading this at work and thus robbing your employer.)
- witches (Wizards, warlocks and all male practitioners of the occult, you can breathe a sigh of relief.)
- pencil necked, weak kneed, gutless men (Yes, you who don’t reign in your rebellious and lewd women!)
- pot smoking little devils (Only big devils and angels are allowed to smoke pot.)
- AND MORMONS (Sorry guys! You really had it coming.)
God’s judgment is coming, and you’re going to be the first in line. Repent now, or prepare for an eternity of hellfire and gnashing of teeth.
I’d really love to have a video of this kid preaching out there. Should be funny as hell!
Tags: Crazy Christians, hell, Judgment Day, WARNING: God's judgment is coming
does it say in the bible that sports nuts will be damned to hell? :S
Fuck, I’m like five of those.
I guess the child molesting heterosexuals are OK, too.
wow i love how people think this is really funny please i urge you to turn to christ and repent now before it is too late do not think that this is a joke.
Thanks, janet! I will do that as soon as the game is over and I finish counting my money! LOL!!!!!!!!
This is priceless!! XD Poor guy. I feel sorry for him if he really believes all that. I bet he’s secretly gay.
Hmmm, he seems kinda pencil-necked and weak-kneed to me.
I’ll bet this little twerp would pee himself if he ever actually met a rebellious woman.
I always imagine kids like him looking back on this in 20 years and being incredibly embarrassed.
holy shit this is totally at my old university.
omg lol what no jews in this sign i’m in shock!!! wouldnt u just love it to see him piss his pants if a rebellous woman came up to him and just went all out and either french kissed him and or flashed him. he probally be crying to his mommy he crapped his worthless pants the lil weenie assed fuck he is problem is he is one thing on his sign it circled lmao
pencil-necked, weak-kneed, gutless men eh? like the one who got his ass destroyed and put on a cross, and encourages all of us to do the same?
i reely hope i meet this guy
i wanna snap his pencil neck so his imaginary frend “god” will pass his jugement on HIM
how can you say pencil necked week kneed men wen u r one?!!!!
So lennox lewis and mr T and me wont get busted by “god”?? and he will yay!
#skip round room happily#
i will die peacefuly now
motha fuka
i h8 peep like him
lol
makes me feel sad that this guy is in the 21st century and still carrying on like it’s the middle ages.
makes me mad he feels he has the right to stand there and dictate to other law abiding people.
makes me amazed he’s not being pelted with rotten fruit and laughed at until he crys and goes home to his small church and prays for the strength to come back another day.
makes me realise that the goal of getting these nutters to see the light of no god is literally generations away.
Well someone found the “wordart” function.. Neat..
Better believe in stuff like this when one is young so there will be enough time for disillusionment and eventually soul searching.
People like him make me want religion illegal and the penalty for preaching a religion the death penalty.
@anti christian
Don’t you think that’s a dangerous idea? How will you define ‘religion’? Are you going to bring in the thought police?
Freedom of speech also means freedom to make untrue or untestable claims, no matter how ridiculous they sound. I draw the line at hate speech and inciting violence. The rest we have to combat with counter-arguments and, in some cases, even a good dose of ridicule.