Bananas offer a comforting ray of hope with this new proof that God exists
If by any chance you don’t instantly know what the comic below is about, you need to nip off and watch this video of Ray Comfort using a banana as evidence for God’s existence, where he and Kirk Cameron try to come up with a proof of intelligent design. Once you’ve seen the vid, come back here and enjoy this parody.
Having said that, the comic is not meant to depict any person, living or dead, whether evolved from monkeys, created or intelligently designed by a creator god, and any resemblence there may be to any such person is purely coincidental.
A comforting banana proves God and intelligent design
After grossly embarassing himself and Kirk Cameron with the banana proof for God video that brought him as much ridicule as infamy, creationist Ray Comfort later pseudo-aplologised, but went on to make a similar intelligent design argument using a coke can.
Well, now you also know another alternate theory – supported by ample evidence, almost to the point of proof – that says God designed and made bananas not just to be eaten, but also for your comfort and enjoyment!
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So we can conclude that god is either gay or girl… so much for Christianity hating those two groups so much throughout the ages!
This is fantastic
Actually, the “original” bananas were not very good to eat. So if “god” created it, it sucked so much that we humans re-engineered it. No god/God/gods needed.
Indeed, Mully410!
Check out the video I linked at the top of the post, where it shows what a wild banana looks like, and tell me if its horrendous size doesn’t speak volumes about God’s sexual preferences! Just the thought makes me shudder!
Actually the coke can analogy was used in the first video, in the pseudo-apology one Comfort brought up cats and dogs and then went on to bitch about Richard Dawkins for the rest of the clip.
I do find it pitifully-comedic that in the Ray Comfort universe humans are so pathetic that the only way we could figure something out, like selectively breeding plants and animals with favorable traits to propagate more plants and animals with those favorable traits, is through divine intervention.
btw i love the comic
All of you are fagets, that is all.
no, none of that banana crap proves anything. there are bad bananas that exist. but even if you look at the human body it is perfectly designed for sustaining life. but how does that prove there is a god? IT DOESNT!. all it means is that we were designed some way some how to sustain life. example: there is a puddle and this puddle is just existing on the road. its not like this puddle was ordained to exist. if the land was con-vexed differently and it didn’t rain as hard there would just be a different puddle. its just by chance that this puddle exists. its just the effect of a cause. its like rolling dice and you get the number 7, its not like god said, “AND LET THERE BE 7!” it just so happened to turn out that the outcome was 7. it was all by chance. and no human is in this world is here because they were ordained to exist. there parents just did a little genetic shuffle then they have a kid then they have sex again then they have your sibling thats nothing like you. your stupid banana thing doesn’t prove anything. its not amazing, mind blowing, or mind stumping at all. and i guarantee that no one on this earth can prove god exists its all based on faith if you believe or not. and heres another example of you cant prove god exists: he has no physical form for us to see. and if i were to say i have a box with an invisible unicorn in it you would not believe me. so what makes it believable at all that there is a guy i cant hear or see watching over me in a super natural place outside of nature and that he to is not made of nature even though anything that can exist has to be made of nature. so trust me you cant prove that god exists you just cant.
but btw im a christian i just wanted to throw that out there. but you cant prove he exists its all just based by faith and faith alone.