Jesus license plates in Florida will set precedent for FSM plates
FSM license plates in Florida
If you’re in Florida in the near future, you could very well be seeing Jesus license plates and license plates depicting a cross on cars as they whizz by.
These religious plates are currently up for consideration before the Florida Senate, and it will be no surprise if they do go through in the end. Mind you, the Christian lobby still has some hurdles to overcome, such as the lawsuit that is being threatened by Americans United if the Jesus license plates are approved.
Now, I wonder what will happen if the separation of church and state is brushed aside and the cross and Jesus license plates are indeed accepted. Will we have Flying Spaghetti Monster license plates too?
Actually, that might not be such a bad idea after all. Look at the sample FSM license plate I cooked up in a couple of minutes. Not bad eh? And I’m sure that a professional designer can do much better than I did at depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster in all his noodly glory.
If you want your crucified blue-gray zombie Jesus license plates, be my guest. We atheists will claim our right to have the Flying Spaghetti Monster watching over our license plates and catching you with his noodly appendages as you try to tailgate our works of art.
Oh, and did I say I’m booking FSM RMN already?
Tags: Florida cross license plates, Florida Jesus license plates, Flying Spaghetti Monster license plates, FSM license plates, Jesus license plates, Religious license plates
I would get one in a minute.
Great post. I wrote about it as well. Have a look, I think you will get a kick out of it. http://www.idlewordship.com/2009/04/jesus-on-license-plate-rude-or-stupid.html
Keep up the good bloggin’
Bobbby
Omg you are the smartest yet,
I’m glad Jesus doesn’t look like ur spaghetti monster..
Spaghetti monster description…
Looks like an infected “man’s package” that is missing the penis with only the balls attached with squiggly infected worm monsters growing out of the infection where the penis use to be….
Wtf are you on about Dalina?? You’re one crazy bitch, lol.
Dalina: “Spaghetti monster description…
Looks like an infected “man’s package” that is missing the penis with only the balls attached with squiggly infected worm monsters growing out of the infection where the penis use to be….”
BLASPHEMER!!! GET THE STAKE AND TORCHES!!!
It was a good attempt but his holiness must have a plate befitting of his noodlescense. Perhaps cutlery draped in the garb of angels with mozzarella halos floating about in pious gaiety?