Fun and witty T-Shirts for Atheists, Agnostics, skeptics and anyone else who could face hellfire if there actually turns out to be a god

Fun and Witty T-Shirts for Atheists, Agnostics, skeptics and anyone else who would face hellfire if there actually is a god

The satanist star you cut into your arm? Epic Satanism FAIL!

Epic Satanism FAIL! That's a Jewish Star of David you dumbass.

Satanism FAIL! That's a Jewish Star of David you dumbass.

“Look at me and cower in fear! Look at this Satanic symbol I carved into my own flesh with a sharp knife to honor the Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub himself. Don’t you think I’m cool with this awesome pentagram scar you little emo bitches? Dontcha?”

Wait… WHAT? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… er… 6.

That’s no pentagram you bleeding idiot! That’s a six-pointed Star of David. Epic Satanic FAIL, douchebag! You tried to carve the mark of the beast and instead you ended up with a scar that proves what a total fool you are.

Now go get yourself a bris!

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10 Responses to “The satanist star you cut into your arm? Epic Satanism FAIL!”

  1. Dalina Says:

    With this whole site..and the more you keep making a fool of urself..just proves what a tardo fool you are! :D

  2. dog Says:

    I’d watch it if I were you. Take a look at Matthew 5:22. It says that if you call someone a fool, you’re in danger of hellfire. I wonder what ‘tardo fool’ would get you.

  3. Random Troll Says:

    http://www.nazarite.net/satanic-symbols.html

    So is it really a fail or no…if not, why is it being posted as one on an alleged atheist site. If your going to be a good atheist, get your stories straight. If your going to bash someone coming from a “Christian” point of view, get your stories straight.

  4. N Says:

    looser. Any1 who can do even a lil research can c that its not the satanic star. Some sorces on the internet are misleading so you’ll have to do some comparing, but even pick up a book.
    1) star of david
    2) He wouldnt have even gotten it right if he carved in a pentagram/pentacle.
    it has wiccan related, astrologicly related, n related 2 humanity.
    3)satanist symbole is an intraverted pentagram/pentacle (upside down)
    Im sure a satanist would know that, with the exeption of idiots such as this one who at random pik something random to believe in fail2do any research n just carry on leading to moronic acts such as these.
    not that carving the correct symbol would have made the act anyles moronic in my opinion but@least the facts would b straight.

    Numericaly speaking yes 6 is the # of the devil, however that is irrelevent in this case.
    Further more for some people who apparently dont know their shapes;
    pentagram: Penta- as in derived from greek meaning .. 5 not six.
    hexa is 6 as in hexagram and so on.

  5. me Says:

    HEXAGRAM – Another star enclosed in a circle and another popular symbol used by those who practice various forms of witchcraft. This symbol is not as popular with Satanist and may even be used exclusively by those practicing other forms of the occult such as wicca and other forms of witchcraft. Some people confuse this symbol with the Magen David

  6. Helen Says:

    Random Troll: It is YOU who fails, my dear. One look at the front page of that site shows it to be a religious site. Try getting your facts from non-biased sources.

    In any case, as a satanist (LaVeyan) I can say, that is NOT a satanist icon. The icons most commonly used are the pentagram (used often in old religions, generally symbolizing the elements and spirituality) the inverted pentagram (triumph of matter over spirit – the top point on a pentagram normally means spirit) and the sigil of Baphoment (which has the traditional “Satan Goat” head, plus the Hebrew for “Leviathan” which was a fearsome Bible creature). :)

  7. hot pocket Says:

    umm i read tht the star of david inside a circle is used by satanists to summon demons

  8. lamiki666 Says:

    the six point star can be used for summoning demons like beserkers and hell hounds. nothing that has an ora that can destroy the soul without even touching the body.

  9. Emo Kid Says:

    A hell hound is a Hound from Hades. It is from many cultural backgrounds, but its most remembered from Greek mythology.A hellhound is a dog of Hell, found in mythology, Folklore and its also seen in fiction. Hellhounds typically have features such as black fur color, glowing red eyes, super strength and/or speed, ghostly or phantom characteristics, and sometimes even the ability to talk. Hellhounds are often associated with the element of fire and may have fire-based abilities and appearances, hellhounds appear out of nowhere suddenly and have been known to vanish in a blink of an eye. They are often assigned to guard the entrances to the world of the dead, such as graveyards and Indian burial grounds, or undertake other duties related to the afterlife or the supernatural, such as hunting down lost souls or guarding a supernatural treasure. There is a legend, it tells that if one happened to see the hellhound three times, he or she will die an abrupt and unseen death.
    I asked my mom for one she said no..

  10. Scat Says:

    XD your retarded. That’s a Jewish star fuck tard. Go do your research poser

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