Holy shit! What’s that? – New cosmic ‘hand of God’ image from NASA
WTF is it doing?
Did you see that? I mean WTF?
This new image, published today by NASA’s Chandra X-Ray Observatory now shows two ‘hands of God’. OK, so they are not actually hands of God, but what the hell are they doing?
Pulsar PSR B1509-58 has spawned a twin and together they seem to be up to something, and I’m not sure it looks good.
I know NASA said that the whole pulsar ‘hand of God’ phenomenon is some 17,000 light years away, so I shouldn’t be too worried. But what if they’re wrong?
Is this some cosmic vortex opening up to swallow the universe? Could it be a giant wormhole about to unleash a gargantuan fleet of mega destroyers upon us? Or is the universe just giving us some kind of cosmic sign. If so, what is it trying to say?
If you have any idea, let me know.
Tags: chandra nebula, hand of god, Large Hadron Collider, NASA, PSR b1509-58, pulsar
It’s a universal GOATSE! God may have mercy..
Goatse?
God plays football too you know!
looks like god is doing a goatse
Nice fake.
or it’s goatse
Definitely Space Goatse.
Well, Well, Well, here we have someone who has a site and some picture from nasa…for one….you have a website that is called “damnedifgodexists.com’ then why are you using the word holy? Umm..Can we say hipocracy? I think you have a lot of issues that you need to deal with. For two, if you really didn’t believe then no image you seen would bother you or even make you put it on here to show everyone else. You obviously have the internet look up the most practice religions. Such as christianity, baptist, catholic, muslim, jewish. You will notice that in most countries the most practiced is christianity. Newayz, Maybe you should get down on your knees and pray for forgiveness for making such a site. This is complete and udder crazyness. What I seem to be asking myself at the moment is…Why is it that us Christians know that God exists…we don’t need a picture from Nasa or even some cloud formation pic..or ne other pic that was photoshopped on the net. We know he is there because it is a belief. But, for you atheists a picture can really make you wonder??? Wow, sounds like to me that you aren’t sure what you want to be..however, most ppl don’t believe in God or ne other higher power because of pride and not wanting to be “the under power” WEll guess what NEWS flash..God exists..there is proof that he does exist..like where he moved the rock and all of that stuff..how do you explain how we got here? If you are one of those ones who say we came from monkeys then let me ask you another questiion…how did the monkeys get here? And, if they evolved from something else..how did what they evolve from get here? Nothing automatically appears in this world..that is a given fact for you scientific ppl out there…..So, before human kind was here on earth..we don’t really know what happend before that now do we? It’s easy for us to believe in dinosaurs because of all teh bones that were found but…there were millions of dinosaurs so lots of bones to be found..but only one son of God..who died and the body was never found because he rose from the dead. When the ppl awoke to find the rock has been moved and no body to be found hmm..kinda makes u think doesn’t it? God, sent his son down to earth to teach us things then took him back home. Us, humans bring alot of this hate and stuff that is in this world. Global warming is one fact that I am constantly argueing about with non-believers..well why would God let the world flood if he loved us so much…Well, God isn’t the one who caused the world to flood we are..because of our layness and wanting an easier life..we created pollution..hence…cars, vans, trucks, etc all the easy house old cleaners u buy at stores…i mean hello..and honestly how do we know global warming is as bad as the goverment says it is? we are only told what they know and say..they have been known to lie in the past..however there is one book that doesn’t THE HOLY BIBLE..also..the bible talks about when the end of the world is coming..one example is earthquakes in divers places..hmm sound like something that happend recently? read it and think about it and if you have to right down all of the things in a list and talk to a preacher about it. See if you can’t get some where from there..because it’s obvious you are riding on a thin line of not knowing what to believe..I have a story to tell you that changed my whole life and my way of thinking…When i had myson i went through post partum depression…the ppd attacked my reliogion..i sit there and cried and cried thinking that i was going to hell..it didn’t attack the part of my brain where my sanity was..hence the fact i didn’t want to kill myself or my child…I just believed that i was going to hell and i was questioning a lot of things. Well, i went to the emergency room I didn’t know what else to do ne more. My blood pressure was shooting through the roof. Even during my surgury of having the baby ( i had a c-section) My blood pressure never dropped or went up I have always had really good blood pressure..however back to my story..there was a older lady there that was with her mother..i seen her sitting in the waiting room of the er waiting to be sent back to see the dr…we never spoke to eachother…she asked my hsuband if the baby was sick if that is why i was cryinig and he basically lied and shook his head yeah…so she thought the baby was sick…well when we got called back to the room to see the dr I was ofcourses still sitting back there crying..the lady out of no where the same one that was in the waiting room..come in there and asked me..”ma’m do you mind if I pray with you” I told her no….and she placed her hands on my shoulders we both bowed our heads and with her having no idea of my name or what was wrong with me she prayed for me like she knew exactly what i was feeling inside. She told me she hoped i felt better and walked out of the room…I NEVER SEEN HER AGAIN AFTER THAT..I EVEN LOOKED ALL OVER THE HOSPITAL FOR HER..COULD NOT FIND HER…Newayz..the dr finally came in and i told him what was wrong and he perscribed me zoloft (anti depressant) and adavan (nerve pill) The biggest thing on my mnd was wondering how long it was going to take to work..and he told me it could take moonths or even a couple of years for me to get back to my old self..plus the healing and all i had to do from having the baby plus getting my body back together from carrying the baby…as most women know its a long process..however..the next day I woke up that morning..did not feel like i was going to hell did not cry did not feel depressed at all..and i blieve that God sent me one of his angels..they say God will put u through trials to test your fath and I think that is what happend to me. Also, around that same time i was up late and the rest of the family was in the bed and I was praying for God to come in my heart..my mother always told me that i would know it and feel it when I am saved..she always said it is a feeling that just comes over you and you’ll know it when it happens…it never happend to me…untill after i went through all the ppd and was up late that night in the recliner watching tv…i started praying and had the best feeling to ever come over me in the world…I am a living product of what miracles God can make happen in our lifes..Things happen for a reason weather it is someone u love die or someone u dislike is going through a great time. There is things in this world. we aren’t meant to understand. God is our heavenly father..now all of us didn’t have the best fater we all know that some of us did and some of us didn’t..but, think of what a father is suppose to be like..protecting you from the things if you knew would tear u up to know..that is what God does somethings we aren’t suppose to know..it could really hurt us if we did..I mean we don’t really know but it makes sense if you really sit down and think about it. I mean there is tons of things to think about that I have thought about over and over even when i was questioning things..Just like right now..i was going to sit here and tellu how crazy u were..but something stopped me and made me explain these things to you..everything happens for a reason..and usually I don’t look at things online with God and stuff in it because most of it is wrong…and i most definaltly don’t come to sites like this..maybe God needed me to come here and give you my story and insights on things. I will be praying for you and your family I hope that one day you understand about God and beieve he does exist..I don’t want ne one going into the pits of hell..there is also a book that has come out about this guy who spent like 7 minutes in hell and its a fantastic read. Maybe something that you need tor ead. Obvously you are interested in this stuf and are wanting to find out more things…FOR NE OTHER CURIOUS PPL OR IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO DEBATE IT WITH ME…POST A MESSAGE ON HERE..I FEEL THE NEED TO COME BACK FOR SOME REASON MAYBE SOME OF YOU NEED SOME REAL HELP ANND GUIDENCE..BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT ME YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO POST UR EMAIL HERE OR W/E AND I WILL CONTACT YOU:) ty
If you had the decency to use paragraphs, I might have actually tried to wade through that. As things stand, I got to the part about ‘udder craziness’, which gave me a good laugh! Thanks.
Rather or not you believe in Christianity is your choice…and yours alone. My faith is unwaivering and will be until the second comming…However, I have one simple statement/question.
If Christians are wrong and we all just appeared from some big bang that lead to muck, that lead to, single celled organisms, that lead to….so on and so forth…at the end of our lives what have we lost?
Nothing! In fact, even if we were wrong, we would have lived a more fruitful, loving, and caring life while helping others because this is the way of our faith. We would not have missed out on anything.
(The big kicker though) What if you are wrong? What if you live your entire life as if there is no higher guiding power? Living for worldly things and pleasures…always searching for something more, and in the end have to be held accountable for your life?
What do you miss out on? Eternal life, love, pleasure….and in this life you loose the joy of love and brotherhood.
There was a time in my life when I didn’t believe. Or, maybe I did…but I thought I didn’t deserve his love and guidance…..truth of the matter is, I was just having to much “fun” running with the devil so to speak. Some things happened in my life that were nothing short of a miracle. My son almost died at birth…but was saved….I was diagnosed with high grade pre cancerous cells…that with prayer from others disappeared on their own within months….My parents had a motercycle wreck going 65-70 mph with no helmets on, the bike is gone, but they didn’t hit the barbedwire fence that was 3 feet away…or the cars around them….or the pole they stoped 2 feet short of…and they WALKED away with minor road rash and one broken rib. BTW, they had shorts on….
If you don’t believe in Christ that is your choice…however take a weekend and read the bible…just once, what doyou have to loose…and if you still don’t believe…..I would be highly surprized…
For those of you that used to be Christians that no longer believe….ask yourselves this “do you really not believe, or are you mad because God didn’t do what you wanted right when you wanted it?”. Think about it….and good luck with life!
I am not a bible pusher or anything like that. I feel that it should be everyone’s choice in who that beieve….I just personally choice to believe in Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour.
“udder crazyness” is exactly where I stopped as well!!
Oh man! You guys should have continued reading! You would’ve gotten to the part about her having post-partum depression. It’s amazing that you were depressed and freaking out and then the doctor prescribed Zoloft and Adavan and suddenly you felt better! Thank God for science, without it, we’d be “udderly” lost.
I like that Dalina and Alisha don’t seem to understand sarcasm.
Perhaps if they did, they would realize that the Bible is just a book on how to live a better life (often thru science!) and not sme proof of ‘god’.
Oops… sorry about the typo.
By the way – first thing I thought was also goatse.
nice pic :p
Christians, it doesn’t take a great person to believe that there’s an invisible man in the sky who made everything.
That’s easy to believe, in fact it’s a nice cop-out that’s actually satisfying to believe.
If you’re enlightened by reality you’ll come to understand that while being easy and comforting, Christianity doesn’t make a peck of sense.
Your perfect father, Dalina, is more than willing to send his creations into eternal hellfire for eternity with no chance of redemption. Would you do that to your son? Of course you would never light him on fire… Because you actually love him, right? I’m glad you got over your ppd, but your story is pure anecdote and your ppd seems to have been focused on a belief that you were going to hell. Because of that, I will say that if you did not have this superstition, you would have had nothing to fear in the first place. So “God” caused the depression, and your own mind finally deciding to stop obsessing over hell cured it with the help of psyc meds and your willingness to believe that some stranger you saw was an angel. Personally, I believe that the woman was a manifestation of His Sauciness, FSM, appearing in the flesh to help your poor deluded mind.
I am also a believer in God the Father, Jesus Christ as His son and our Savior and the Holy Spirit given to all believers ….
However, the thing that I always find amusing and amazing is, if you don’t believe why then are atheists the first to try to convince the rest that there is nothing…If you believe there is nothing, where is the debate to this?
The fact of the matter is: there is no big bang theory, the evidence is all around that someone a bit bigger than yourself actually created this universe and in fact even created you…
The problem with saying that you believe in nothing is , and always will be that if you question it for a moment, you will know that you are absolutely wrong in your thinking, and in being wrong in your thinking means that you actually have to decide what to do about it.
Following the Lord Jesus Christ as a believer is a personal choice.
No one can make it for you.
However, the bible says that “no one comes to the Father ( God) unless they come thru Jesus Christ.
In deciding not to make a choice, means that you have made a choice not to make a choice, which means that you have made a choice to reject a relationship and the knowledge of the Lord God.
Do you believe in Heaven and in hell?
It really doesn’t matter if you do or if you don’t…as the fact remains that both exist and if you are not a follower of Christ when you draw your last breath, meaning that hell will be your eternity that never ends VS being a follower of Christ meaning that your eternity is sealed with heaven.
Whether you believe or not does not change the fact , that God exists, Jesus Christ exists, the Holy Spirit exist, heaven and hell exist…
Does God send you to hell or cause your problems?
NO
actually , the reality of the truth is by your indecision and not standing for something, you fall for everything and in your choices that you make in that, you actually send yourself to hell and you incidentally also cause your own griefs in the choices that you make.
I challenge you as a previous reader did, to actually read the entire Bible from cover to cover and ask God to reveal himself to you and ask him to show you that He is real , and then let HIM be God rather than you being god of your own universe…
Jesus Christ died on that cross for you , the same way that He did for me and every other human every been born and the ones to come…
He loved you so much that He died for YOU…
He loved you so much that He took your sins upon Himself and paid for it by HIS blood.
Would you say that your good enough to get into heaven?
Why would he let you into heaven later, when you don’t know who he is now?
Why should you be allowed that privledge?
But if you think that your good enough for heaven then let me ask you this?
Have you ever stolen anything?
surmising the answer to be a yes, this would make you a what?
Yes a thief.
Have you ever lied to anyone at all?
surmising you answered yes, that would make you a what?
Yes a liar.
Have you ever looked at a woman concluding that you are male, with a lust and want ?
This would make you a what?
Adulterer , God says anyone that looks at a woman with lust has already committed that in his heart…
so then according to your own admissions of yes to these questions you would be a lying , adulterous thief….. of course by your own admitting….
Thats breaking some of the 10 commandments is it not?
None of us are good enough to just get into heaven….and that is why we need a savior called Jesus Christ, who by the grace he gives makes the way, for none are worthy and all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God….
Since I have spoken the truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ to you right now, this means that a seed has been planted within you and you are now responsible for that seed, whether you let it live or die.
God will hold you accountable for this and I prayerfully ask that you would seek His face and call on the name of the LORD…for His word says, today is the day of salvation….
Not tomorrow, not next week, but today….
Chose you this day , whom you will serve…..
Ok, am I the only person wondering why the bible-thumpers might come here, other than to be trolls? And why they claim what’s written in the bible (which has been proven to have been modified many times) is a fact? Just because, say, I post something in Wikipedia does not make it fact. Anyone can write a book and claim it’s all true and God told them so and blah blah blah… But that doesn’t make it so. Also, isn’t it rather (to put it lightly) RUDE to try and go somewhere where people of a certain belief gather and trumpet your way of belief as the only way, the right way, and anyone else who doesn’t believe that way is wrong?
Sorry, just had to get that out of my system… It’s a funny site people! Relax! I’m gonna see about shirts that’ll give family either laughs or heart attacks… Meh heh heh heh…